*A grizzled soldier crashes through your bedroom window*
Let me live.
I want to talk to her! Remember when you thought that I died while fighting a mole? Okay, it turns out that I faked my death so that you could learn to trust yourself. I taught you everything I could teach you, and I couldn’t give you your ol sensei as a crutch anymoreasn’t you gonna ever be the same! Because THE SYNDICATES ARE AWESOME.
They heard about how powerful you had during our last war, and now they wanted to train you as an assassin to cybernetic, assassin. That’s just what they do! OH MAKE HERN.
*Tires screech outside*.
Do you remember everything you learned from those violent video games? Okay, I’m on my watch. The guy is living on a NOVEMBER. If you want to regain that power, you need GOD and the ACTION-UPCACKED ANIME. Lucky for you, I’ve got BOTH.
Well, so I’m talking to the priest and he blessed me with the Holy Spirit. I’ll just rub the DVD box cover, so you will become an expert. So now I hear some guys ascending the stairs. Youre going to need to learn more from combat! I shit you in the Vinland story. This is a classic manga by an Viking man who is really good at knifefighting after a murder of his dad. Here’s my Bowie knife. Now let those skills go well because of those guys at the door!
One person is a muck.
You were, the manager, the owner.
Good work. You gutted the gangsters. This next anime is going to be much better. I can’t believe that I’ve never thought about it before! Saitama is able to defeat enemies using the same weapon. He was saved. She’s going to be a good kid! With the powers of this chrome dome dude you’ll be invincible to everything except existential ennui! As for Saitama. All I can do now is bless you with this DVD box cover that is in front of that huge bay window.
A sniper shoots the DVD from soldiers’ hand.
JoJos’s tizzy adventure is worth a thousand dollars.
You are (the parents of the kids).
I hear a lot more men climb the stairs! We must jump out of the window. That sound surrounded us with syndicatate vampires, but they were just a nuisance. Have no fear, I have all the solutions. This anime is about a family of men who have fought vampires for generations! There are some parts in the effect that you have, your body will become the homoerotic ideal, unlike almost everything in this show! Are you ready? OKAY, GO KICK, You WIN FABULOUS BASTARD.
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress stands by the iron iron, as he is a hare.
Cute kid, you’ve got a fang that sticks out of your perfect jawline. Have you done some quick work with those vampires? OK, this is great, but no one will complain at all in the street: TANKS. I’ve got a plan. This anime will bless you. This is about a young industrial era engineer who battles zombies that can only be killed if their hearts are destroyed! The problem is these zombies are a metal shell that sticks to their hearts. The conventional weapons can’t defeat them. He attaches a PADITURER DRIVER to his arm. You can now add any trash from your neighbour and take away those tanks.
One of the most strange things in history!
Good, children! It seems like they’re kaput tanks. The bad news is they were crewed by ninjas. They escaped just before the tanks blew up! Youre going to need some discipline to fight these guys and probably a sword! I always carry your spares for you. Take it! This anime will give you the powers of No Name, a wandering samurai who defends a young boy from the dangerous Chinese assassins. This anime has the greatest sword fights ever animated, which is lucky for you because the ninjas erode from above.
Alchemist Fullmetal: Brotherhood.
Thanks for my help. You gave them the perfect sword skills. Wait, why are they clapping their hands together and drawing alchemical circles? What a hell! LET’S FIGHT FIRE OUT.
Please share the Fullmetal Alchemist box set.
Okay, so the alchemists in this series arent old guys trying to turn lead into gold, they’re VERY SERIOUS WARRIORS. Their power can summon fire, earth, water, and air like The Avatar by using the MAGIC SCIENCE! Edward Elric is one of the toughest of all the time, a boy who lost his hands and his leg while trying to get his mother back from the dead using forbidden alchemy techniques. Neither his little brother nor his whole body got lost. These two have a quest to get what they lost and find out about a massive government conspiracy. Now, on the phone! Turn to flame Alchemist Roy Mustang and KILL THEM WITH FIRE.
Well done, kid! Those ninjas look like ninjas in the beginning of Ash Monday! But the last guy called in reinforcements before they were toasted. That was reinforcement. THE LOOK SUNSHIP ARE SOOP! Come with me, I’m parked back. You may need to go out from here. Take the keys and boobing my Cowboy Bebop. Several bounty hunters go on their way to find a new one by capturing criminals and turning them over to Johnny. I’m referring to Intergalactic. The series is amazing to fight through: but was destined for a spaceship for its equally exciting spaceship dogfight? Now get up there and show these guys the meaning of AIR SUPERIORITY.
Titan attacks will be on fire.
We were clear. Just fly us over here and straight to the horizon. We can go out and relax. Drink your cigar here!
The gunship hits and isn’t under control.
OMETHING THINGS HIT US! They haven’t had to have DID their own! YOU RULY GUEST! And I totally waned that matter! SELL BUSINESS WELLERS!
The gunman exploded, so you ran out of the wreck!
Until you learn, you’ll need to fight things bigger than you’ll be, but soon! Give me my Attack on Titan blessing! This is a series about the last remaining members of humanity living in a big, walled city. What is the floor for? To protect them from the 50-foot flesh-eating monsters that live outside them! But one day, a real big monster runs down the wall! For good reason, humanity has a military force which uses steam-powered grappling hooks to latch on to the monsters and quickly bite them. It turned into a huge conspiracy saga eventually, but I cannot explain it! I duct tape two grappling hooks to your belt and will use that ninja sword to take down the giant robot.
This is my head. You have a radio. I had a cochlear radio implant while you were not looking! Listen to this giant robot that’s assembled by the deadliest samurai in existence. Lucky for you, I duct taped the last two DVDs to your back. Take out a tinyle vibe that gives hip hop hop melodies. He is that! Samurai Champloo! This anime is about two young warriors who come in an anachronistic Edo-period Japan to study their place in the world. Until now, its only talent is to kill people, which is good news for us. They can do anything but kill every other warrior. One another is not the only person who cant figure out how to kill. One has to fight like a samurai warrior, and the other like a breakdanger. If I were you, would you turn it up on the samurai now leaving behind your position? Keep those suckers guessing!
Get your hands dirty.
You get good done, child. Probably not, you’ll have to face the boss. She’s a very good lady. There’s only one way you can do that. Take out the last DVD. Good
Now look for nothing.
Okay, no tumultuous! Just strip yourself to your underwear! Don’t get that wrong idea here, but ask me what type of underwear do you wear? I wonder if this happens. THOSE will never work. I TUCKED OUT OUR BACK. YES, NOW!
You have to find out why Kill la Kill is the greatest anime of all time.
Might you feel that power? That’s what happened when you give down shame. You are naked. How do you get that done? LET IT ALL come out. Now, you can stand the power of the most horrible thing in the universe: A STORY PERSONNAL. The man who killed his father is Ryuko Matoi from Kill la Kill. Now prepare for the most amazing Trigger-worthy combat sequence EVER. They cross swords with a boss lady. Cut the building into half. I’ll do it in HEELS! NOW GO FOR LA KILL.
OK, girl. You’ve done that. Yours should go away. Now I truly taught him everything I know. Nobody is going to mess with you anytime soon.
Now put on some clothes so you can’t shake me.
– Sunrise’s photo.